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Jaymi is Elsewhere

Hello hunters, time lords, friendly beasts, and docile monsters. My name is Jaymi I'm a 19 year old humany-wumany mess. I'm a nurses assistant and I live in Florida, land of the zombies. Here you'll find Disney, supernatural, tattoos, nature, doctor who, love, and occasional nudity. I'm nice most of the time so talk to me!

stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

phoneticmeow:

phoneticmeow:

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

[X]
good job getting in there, mini-canada BWAAAAA two halves of USA: NEW YORK AND SOUTH hawaii is rather big this year it was done with love so it's not so bad right DENVER STATE a million poutine apologies hey i was born in north square and i'll die in north square oranges

thedopestparty:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thiswitchsblog:

I’m from Middle Earth. Apparently.

"WHY IS EVERYTHING A RECTANGLE"

ah, yes. the lovely state of Cheese

chariczard:

folkpunkery:

im gonna fuck plankton

Stop